Since I am totally exhausted after spending three hours assembling an Ikea file cabinet (no, it should not have taken that long, I am just a slow learner), this is about all I have the brain power to do — a meme from Ali la Loca.  Please join along if you wish!

WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: Jean Terrance
(Mother’s & father’s middle names)

NASCAR NAME: John Lars
(First name of mother’s dad, father’s dad)

STAR WARS NAME: LaMand
(First 2 letters of last name, first 4 letters of first name)

DETECTIVE NAME: Green Dog
(Favorite color, favorite animal)

SOAP OPERA NAME: Marie Hamburg
(Middle name, city where you live)

SUPERHERO NAME: Purple Whiskey
(2nd favorite color, favorite alcoholic drink)

FLY NAME: Maen
(First 2 letters of 1st name, last 2 letters of your last name)

GANGSTA NAME: Cookie Dough Peanutbutter
(Favorite ice cream, favorite cookie)

PORN NAME: Floki Four
(1st pet, street you grew up on)