I just spent an hour trying to get to work in a 100-degree train station and on a train without A/C, because I depend on a train system that becomes INCAPACITATED every time it rains. How incapacitated, you ask? Check out the advisory below.  That leaves maybe one or two train lines running for the entire city. Anyway, I’m here at work, but no one else is, of course. AND our organizational e-mail system is down. Clearly, I just should have stayed home this morning:

• There is no V train service in both directions between the 2nd Avenue Station and the Forest Hills-71st Avenue Station.
• There is no W train service in both directions between the Astoria-Ditmars Boulevard and Whitehall Street.
• There is no Franklin Avenue Shuttle (S) train service in both directions between the Prospect Park Station and the Franklin Avenue Station.
• There is no G train service in both directions between the Long Island City-Court Square Station and the Smith-9th Street Station.
• The R train is running on the N line in both directions between the Canal Street Station and the DeKalb Avenue Station.
• There is no 1 train service in both directions between the 14th Street Station and the South Ferry Station.
• There is no 2 train service in both directions between the Penn Station-34th Street Station and the Brooklyn College-Flatbush Avenue Station.
• There is no 3 train service in both directions between the Harlem-148th Street Station and the New Lots Avenue Station.
• The A and C trains are running local in both directions between the Hoyt-Schermerhorn Station and the Broadway Junction Station.
• There is no E train service in both directions between the 23rd Street-Ely Avenue Station and the Jamaica Center-Parsons-Archer Station.
• There is no F train service in both directions between the Jamaica-179th Street Station and the Forest Hills-71st Avenue Station.
• There is no F train service in both directions between the Coney Island-Stillwell Avenue Station and the Jay Street-Boro Hall Station.
• There is no 4, 5 or 6 train service in both directions between the 125th Street Station and the Brooklyn Bridge-City Hall.
• There is no L train service in both directions between the Canarsie-Rockaway Parkway Station and the 8th Avenue Station.
• There is no 42nd Street Shuttle (S) train service in both directions between the Times Square-42nd Street Station and the Grand Central-42nd Street Station.
• Astoria-bound N trains are running on the D or M lines from the Coney Island-Stillwell Avenue Station to the 36th Street Station.
• J trains are running with residual delays.
• In addition, due to debris on the track at the Church Avenue Station, the B and Q trains are running on the D or N line in both directions between the DeKalb Avenue Station and the Coney Island-Stillwell Avenue Station.