How Danny Got Put in the Trunk
Mom: Danny, what did you put in the trunk?
Seven-year-old boy: Don’t you mean, ‘Whom did you put in the trunk’?

–116th & Lex

Jesus Is So Hard to Resist
Angry guy in crosswalk: You should get a ticket!
Yielding cyclist, seemingly sincere: I love you!
Angry guy, passing: You should get a ticket!
Cyclist, pedaling off: I love you!
Angry guy, sheepishly: Thank you.

–70th & Amsterdam

via Overheard in New York, Nov 17, 2007